This dodges most things you want to get through, but it isnt like commander damage is your win condition anyway if your opponent has some random black creature
Here are a handful of if/then statements that cover the situations
the front face features a single up arrow symbol in the upper-left corner, and the back face features a single down arrow symbol in the upper-right corner
Once you do, Archeops works just like any other Stage 1 Pokmonput it on top of Archen when you could normally play a Stage 1 Pokmon
The individual is Dan Bock (not Mairon, Annatar, or Aulendil) and they issued their bounty in a private Facebook group, from which the OP shared a screenshot
Cloaking your Oozes and cards you don't want, such as excess lands, is moderately helpful, but offers little to no synergy without access to morph or disguise